Great day on OMEGLE

I usually have maybe 2 good conversations that are post-worthy on Omegle but today I had lots more! I won't post them all at once because I don't want too much of a good thing haha! They aren't all about Harry Potter but properly awesome nevertheless :)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: o hi

You: who cares about canada?

Stranger: honestly

You: they have like nothing

Stranger: theres a few people there i think

You: just syrup and quesadilla doritos

Stranger: gross

You: not together dummy

Stranger: they play hockey and eat bacon and syrup

Stranger: thats about it

You: hockey is boring

Stranger: usa is much better

You: bacon is gross

You: but the syrup is good

You: definitely we are

Stranger: we are teh superior rac

Stranger: reace

Stranger: race

You: except for the president...blech

You: american isnt a race

You: duh

Stranger: hes so sexy though!

You: hello obamagirl

Stranger: um, obama MAN

Stranger: i'm in my 20's for petssaks!

You: oh...im 872

Stranger: lucky

You: yea i know

Stranger: i bet you know the entire history

You: yupp

Stranger: tell me something i didnt already know about

Stranger: TELL ME

You: the declaration of independence was actually written by benedict arnold

Stranger: o_o

Stranger: shit

You: which was why the war of 1812 happened

Stranger: i'm moving to canada

You: noooo

You: you will die from all the bacon!

Stranger: how can i NOT move to canada now?

You: and the universal health care!

Stranger: health care will kill me?

You: yea...universal health care sucks

Stranger: it kills people!?!

You: DA DUM DA DUM DA DUM DA DUM DA DUM.....COMMUNISM!

Stranger: communism is for dang hippies!

You: that was the jaws theme btw

Stranger: o

You: i remember to hippies back in the day...

Stranger: you started the hippies didnt you?

You: they hated me bc i fought in vietnam

Stranger: sheeeeeeeit

You: yea i know LEGIT

Stranger: did you get to meet saddam hussein

Stranger: TELL ME

You: yes

Stranger: called it

Stranger: how do you type when you could blow away in the dust at any second?

Stranger: this is my first time using omegle to tell you the truth

Stranger: i started out using omegle

Stranger: i mean

Stranger: i started out using trollegle

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey

You: hello

You: asl

Stranger: asl

You: i asked first :)

Stranger: 17m

You: 16f

You: not a pedophile i swear

Stranger: u horny

Stranger: kk

You: i just did laundry

Stranger: really

You: yes

Stranger: so what are u wearing now

You: my quidditch robes

You: BETCH

You have disconnected.

Stranger: horny guy looks out for horny girl

You: turn around, walk 10 feet, take a right, go up the stairs, walk 7 feet, turn left, and find porn under your bed

You: there ya go