2.21.2011

Friends with Benefits

In the sad, depressing state of post-Valentines, couples often discover that after the glitz of roses and candy, perfume and serenades, relationships are nothing more than artificial happiness. Biologically, humans are a bunch of dickheads. I'm pretty sure that our brains are not wired to be with a soul mate for the rest of our lives, rather, we screw around and divorce left and right. That whole sex addiction thing is totally real. Think about it. All animals screw around and make babies all the time because they are inclined to according to how brains are wired. Humans are the same way, which is why I propose the ideal relationship as a Platonic one with a little extra on the side.

It's technically perfect, because people won't go crazy trying to suppress themselves, and we could all go around being the truly unstoppable whores that we really are. Not like I would know; the only friends with benefits I have are those who let me copy their homework.

1 comment:

  1. this is a much better idea than your previous one. let's do it.

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