Attempts at Cybersexing

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You: heyy

Stranger: hey babe asl ?

You: 16 f usa

You: hbu hottie?

Stranger: im 15 f austalia ;)

You: fuck that i can talk to one of those in real life

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i am gay

You: i am not

You: well, this presents quite a tickle, doesn't it?

Stranger: you do not feel like putting a penis in your mouth?

You: i mean, i just ate

Stranger: yes

You: if you were really flexible, you could probably suck it yourself and its so much more convenient for me

Stranger: why?

You: because you need to be pretty flexible to reach your own dick

Stranger: truth. hahahaha

Stranger: but you know why most were close to Brazil?

You: most what?

You: dicks? gay people?

Stranger: you ever want to eat milk shake?

You: i like drinking milkshakes. with a straw. at fuddruckers

Stranger: Ever wished you put a penis in your mouth?

You: theres one in my mouth now, why do you think i cant fit yours?

Stranger: if you want, that's great.

Stranger: asl?

You: 107, married, the north pole

Your conversational partner has disconnected.