More Harry Potter Omegle FUN? I think yes :)

Apparently you guys really like it when I go on Omegle and express my love for Harry Potter to other people. I'm happy to entertain :) But seriously, go study for AP World History.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I GOT MY LETTER FROM HOGWARTS

Stranger: !!!!

Stranger: Mine hasn't come in yet D:

You: noooo

You: i wish we were going together

Stranger: Me as well ! Well maybe mine will still come . >.<

Stranger: What house do YOU wanna get into ?

You: look out the window! i see an owl

You: GRYFFINDOR BETCH

Stranger: :O :O

Stranger: I got it !!

You: NO WAY

Stranger: Hurray ! :D

Stranger: I am in !

You: ahhhh

Stranger: Wait what ??

Stranger: Nooo.

Stranger: We can't be friends .

You: how come??

Stranger: I am going to be put in slytherin.

You: sick bastard

You: AVADA KEDAVRA

Stranger: bitch . it bounced off of me and i got a scar .

Stranger: But I AM NOT DEAD :D

You: harry potter 2??

Stranger: Yessirry :D

You: i dont think so

Stranger: I am invincible .

You: its bc ur so FAT

You: HAHAHAHAHA PWNEDDD

Stranger: And I am hotter then any Harry Potter out there !

Stranger: Sectusempra !!! muahahha

You: im oozing kool aid

You: fail

Stranger: >.>

Stranger: Anyway, I must head out to diagon alley to purchase my school books . See you at Hogwarts . !

You: or at the train station!

You: platform 9.75

Stranger: Dont hit the wall!

You: thanks for being a fellow harry potter freak

Stranger: HEY ! We are not freaks . We are just really excited to learn magic :D

You: yes

You: i like the way you think

Stranger: Thank you ! Anyway , see you ! !!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: luna lovegood here

Stranger: hell no

Stranger: i am not harry potter

Stranger: what a coincidence

You: i was looking for ron actually

Stranger: hes into milfs

You: pardon?

Stranger: sorry to break it to you

You: im afraid i cant quite grasp your meaning

Stranger: me neither really

Stranger: can i ask you something

Stranger: ?

Stranger: where is the universe?

You: in my head

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Stranger: hey

You: i caught the snitch!

Stranger: i caught ur mom in bed.....with me

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Stranger: hi

You: i play quidditch yo

Stranger: shit is dis ron?

You: nope its cho from ravenclaw

Stranger: shit man cho

Stranger: hows you doing biatch?

You: I CAUGHT THE SNITCH

You: and i ditched harry

Stranger: good stuff maaan

Stranger: so which fella you knobbing these days?

You: cedric diggory duhh

Stranger: but that brother is dead liek

You: HE IS???

Stranger: voldemort zapped that nigga

Stranger: yuh

Stranger: yous been knobbing a dead bloke liek

You: OH NO

You: is harry still alive?

Stranger: yea but he's shagging ginny

You: darn

You: so who can i date now?

Stranger: hermoine

Stranger: herione

Stranger: hermione

Stranger: her

You: im a girl

Stranger: interracial lesbian

You: sorry no

Stranger: =[

Stranger: i wants lesbians!

You: hmm the only gay person in hogwarts is dumbledore

Stranger: i wonder if he's bummed snape

Stranger: or threatened to do so

You: but ur snape

Stranger: oh shi-

Stranger: D:

Stranger: gtg

Stranger: dumbledore

Your conversational partner has disconnected.