Stream of Consiousness

It's Sunday night and I'm having one of those ADD moments when my mind jumps from wow this dining room table looks like shit all my schoolwork crap is on here and there is a random pen with VIAGRA on it WHOOPS how is a pen going to help erectile dysfunction anyways? Why in the world would I purchase a 3-inch binder...there is half a ruler I wonder where the other half went OMG someone just chatted me on Facebook how exciting oh wait it's someone only semi-exciting how anticlimatic. Doesn't it suck when you're trying to procrastinate and the parental units are staring over your shoulder blogging looks legit though it looks like you're typing up some important paper when you're really just typing things like BETCH, FREAK, HARRY POTTER. I wonder what my life would be like without Google I would probably die and then want to Google why Google doesn't exist hahahahahahahaaaaa I just thought of something funny. Grounded for Life. That show is the greatest. I wonder what happens when the VIAGRA pen runs out of ink? I feel like you could do a "That's what she said" thing to that but my prudish little mind hasn't quite come up with a connection yet...