3.22.2011

Potter on Omegle: Dark Mark, Patronuses, and Beer

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello there
You: whoaa dude
Stranger: Whoaaa?
You: the dark mark...up in the sky
Stranger: no freaking way...
Stranger: we gotta expecto patronum that shit
You: uhhh RUHTARD much?
You: you dont expecto patronum the dark mark you freaking bloke
Stranger: You do if you don't take Harry Potter too seriously
You: when you feel the dark mark burn, you summon yourself to the dark lord, not try to summon a goddamn silver beaver
Stranger: That would actually be freaking awesome
You: voldemort is probs getting a little impatient. shouldnt we get going?
Stranger: Probably not. I got some studying to do, and this is about as far as my knowledge on HP goe
Stranger: *goes
You: yes that potions exam tomorrow is supposed to be quite difficult
Stranger: So far I've only managed to make beer.
Stranger: A+ in my book, but the profs don't seem to share the view
You: ohmigosh make your own beer kit! i saw it in the as seen on tv store!
Stranger: Now you have GOT to be freaking kidding me
You: what?
Stranger: No matter.
Stranger: I gotta get going anyways
Stranger: have a good one!
You: thanks i quite enjoy beer
You have disconnected.

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