Spring and Pollen are in the Air

I'm one of those people who are extremely affected by the changing of seasons. Today is the first day of spring and even though I just spend the last half hour or so hauling manure up and down the hill from my car to the backyard, I have never felt better. The sun was shining, the breeze was tickling my hairless legs (that's right, bitches, I don't have to shave), and the sound of my sniffling, runny nose harmonized with the hum of my neighbor's lawnmower. I am newly determined to whip my flabby self into shape in time for swimsuit season, and I am also on a mission to find the strongest allergy drug out there.