10 Incurable Awkward Moments

1. When there's someone dancing really badly in the middle of that circle at that party
2. That fat girl complaining about how fat she is, expecting you to say, "Oh no, you're not that fat", when the bitch inside you is thinking the exact opposite
3. Facebook stalking a complete stranger through mutual friends, and when you actually meet in person, you accidentally mention their photo from 2008
4. Accidentally liking something while stalking
5. Feeling your boobs bounce (good) as your stomach fat also bounces (very very bad) as you're running in a bikini
6. Going on a college tour and your parent asks about the social life
7. Pooping in school restrooms, each plop resonating off the highly echoic walls
8. Walking around naked home alone...until whoops, not alone anymore
9. Watching people pick out romance novels at the library/bookstore. It's like watching someone download porn.
10. You're the first in the family to be put in Hufflepuff.