The Eyelid Saga

Once upon a time, an ugly little Asian girl woke up to a wonderful surprise. She looked in the mirror and found on her left eye, a natural mutation that she pictured might change her whole life. She prodded it with her pinky finger and still, it held strong. Thus began the era of the eyelid.

Some people don't realize how eyelids can magically transform one's life. Eyelids opened up this little girl to a whole new realm of possibility, including looking more awake, mascara that shows, eyeshadow, and eyeliner on the top lid. OMG. It was a time of bliss and longing, because the right eyelid had failed to catch up. The little Asian girl hoped and dreamed for that day, because it would allow her to enter into the world of unparalleled happiness.

Then came the day of sadness. The little girl went into the bathroom to take a piss and admire her eyelid, only to find that it was GONE. As in TOTALLY EFFING DISAPPEARED. A period of depression followed, along with a slight bout of happiness when the eyelid made an appearance for a mere 48 hours. And this era still lives on, as the little Asian girl goes to sleep every night with her fingers crossed, hoping for the magical eyelid that would transform her life forever.