Omegle is Amazing

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You: hi

Stranger: hiii :D

Stranger: watsup?

You: guess what? im not a perv

You: isnt that refreshing

Stranger: zomg! me neither!

You: ahhhh awesome

Stranger: yay!

You: we should have a totally unpervy conversation

Stranger: indeed!

Stranger: so, where are you from?

You: sadly, boring old america

You: but for the purposes of this conversation i am british and attend hogwarts

Stranger: ok kewl

Stranger: so which house, my little wizard/witch?

You: gryffindor

You: duh

Stranger: but of course

Stranger: soooooooo.................

Stranger: *awkward silence*

You: hbu

You: house?

Stranger: well

Stranger: you see

Stranger: the sorting hat had a bit of trouble reading me

You: so they created a whole new house just for you?

Stranger: no they just told me to flip a four-sided coin

Stranger: and i ended up in ravenpuff

You: HAHAHAHAHA

You: what an oxymoron

Stranger: :D

You: so your mascot is a badger with wings?

Stranger: no it's just a shaved bird with from stripes painted on

Stranger: the economy affectes hogwarts, too, you see

You: our new headmaster is so boss

Stranger: and they couldn't afford to haire a professional graphics artist to design the mascot

Stranger: and hagrid just drew it

You: well hagrid the headmaster at hogwarts=helluva lotta fun

You: weren't you at the last quidditch game?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i was the scorekeeper, remember?

Stranger: but i got kicked out for randomly pressing the buttons

You: probs bc you werent cheering for ravenclaw or hufflepuff...just ravenpuff

Stranger: and they just HAD to use the wedgie spell.....

Stranger: lol

Stranger: that was soooo embarrassing - hoisted out of the pitch by my underwear by an invisible hand

You: well after peter pettigrew died he went to hell and got an invisible hand

You: to replace his robot one, you know

You: now he haunts hogwarts

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You: life's bro

Stranger: bra?

You: more like brah

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Stranger: Do you have boobs?

You: i have like five

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You: IMPERIO BITCH

Stranger: No.

You: do a flip

Stranger: No.

You: eat that spider

Stranger: Do I HAVE to?

You: you are obviously misinformed about the imperius curse

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Nope, just pushed it to the back of my mind.

Stranger: Because I quit Harry Potter.

You: all right you crossed the line

Stranger: :O

Stranger: Did I?

Stranger: DID I?!

You: AVADA KEDAVRA

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