Harry Potter on Omegle FUN

Omegle is about the best thing ever. You talk to strangers with absolutely no consequences at all! Of course, I annoy all the horny people and talk about Harry Potter instead :) Posted below are some of the best results:

Stranger: Hey

You: hullo i am a wizard and i am a gryffindor

Stranger: ron weasly?

You: howd u guess?

You: arent i an absolutely fabulous keeper?

Stranger: well after youd get slipped the lucky potion shit, but really its a placebo affect, then your decent

Stranger: i know my potter

You: the power of suggestion my friend...its that hermoine chick that gets me all distracted

Stranger: quite the babe

You: i recently went on my first visit to the states but i set off the airport metal detector with my bludger

Stranger: nice dued

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Stranger: heey cutie =)

You: i play quidditch wanna join?

Stranger: what's that?

You: AVADA KEDAVRA

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Stranger: its the eye of the tiger

You: EXPELLIARMUS

Stranger: its the thrill of the fight

Stranger: HARRY POTTER YUM!!!!!!

Stranger: shit, now i dont have a wand with which do do my magicy stuff

You: awesome i win draco

Stranger: DAMNIT!

Stranger: i hate you, harry.

Stranger: but its a good thing im just a coward and wont kil dumbledor

You: omg draco look luna lovegood is coming

Stranger: i forget what to do next!

You: PETRIFICUS TOTALUS

You: revenge for the train jerkface

Stranger: BITCH

You: yea thats right

You: oh, and u suck at quidditch

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Stranger: hhkjl

You: gosh what is that mysterious ticking noise?

Stranger: Susan Boyle.

You: snape snape severus snape

Stranger: EXPECTO PATRONUM

You: DUMBLEDORE

Stranger: I FREAKING LOVE HARRY POTTER

You: ron ron ron WEASLEY

You: hermoine

Stranger: Jeez louise.

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